1st Woman: Hello! My name is Maggie.

2nd Woman: Hello! I’m Sylvia. How’d you die?

1st Woman: I froze to death.

2nd Woman: How awful!

1st Woman: It wasn’t so bad. After I stopped shaking
from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy and
finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
2nd Woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I
suspected my husband was cheating, so I came home
early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found
him all by himself in the house watching TV.

1st Woman: So what happened?

2nd Woman: I was so sure there was another woman
somewhere that I started running all over the house
looking. I ran up into the attic and searched and
then down into the cellar. I went through each
wardrobe and checked under all the beds. I kept this
up until I had looked everywhere, and finally, I became
so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart
attack and died.

1st Woman: Too bad you didn’t look in the freezer.
We’d both still be alive.


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